Vinyasa Taco

Welcome to Vinyasa Taco!

We use yoga to help you let go…

Then you get to eat some queso

Coming in 2025

This novel concept is sure to survive

Millennials are obsessed with their sculpty flows

And their belly’s crave Mexican tacos

Cheesy, spicy, sweaty, vibey

It’s a mashup sort of affair

So come get involved

Come pose in your Chair

Even though there’s downward dogs & horses & cats

The city’s health auditors haven’t shut us down just yet

That’s because our animals aren’t alive like your comes-with-you-everywhere service parrot

Our animals get formed with your body… ya get it?

There’s pigs in here too

But we call ‘em “carnitas”

Pair your cat with a cow

And some asada with a ‘rita

Trust us…

Happy Baby gets even happier

When you’re holding a taco

Instead of your toe

No, you’re not dreamin’

We’re in love too

So, come get involved

And scream, “Holy guacamol’”

Now looking for investors

Help us make this a thing

In the meantime

We’ll be sippin Horchata & peacefully Namastin’

Credit to my friend, Larry, for planting this (pepita) seed

What’s your new business mashup that the world’s been waiting to see?